unclefather:

why must we play god

unclefather:

why must we play god

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cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

image

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kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

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dilclo:


illuminati 

dilclo:

illuminati 

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summerhigh:

so this is how she got so beautiful

summerhigh:

so this is how she got so beautiful

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garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

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precumming:

cher has the best twitter of all time

precumming:

cher has the best twitter of all time

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layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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