Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one - the day you die.

American Beauty (1999)

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ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

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I’m sorry I’m such a piece of shit but I swear on everything that I fucking love you.
— I love you with all of my fucked up piece of shit heart. (via we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh)

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floozys:

floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

and this goes for, especially goes for, trans girls, girls of colour, disabled girls and LGBTQA+ girls. 

girls, all girls, and if you believe otherwise don’t reblog this.

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author:
she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher:
even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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lol fukin stupid teacher
loki:
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do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
rocket-pussy:

the-king-of-coney-island:

⊱♛⊰

☾☼☽

rocket-pussy:

the-king-of-coney-island:

⊱♛⊰

☾☼☽

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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